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greenk:

Fangirl Challenge | [3/10] tv shows
—>Battlestar Galactica

“You cannot play God and then wash your hands of the things that you’ve created.”


So I tried to make polite conversation with our building's youngest tenant 

  • Me: Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
  • Little girl: *hides behind her mom*
  • Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her.
  • Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah...
  • Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
  • Little girl: *shakes head*
  • Me: Ron? Harry?
  • Little girl: I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
  • Me: Uh.
  • Little Girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
  • Me: That's...fun too.

    • awidesetvagina:

    this is still the best story ever told at a talk show



  •  (I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
  • Me: “So, what will it be?”
  • Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
  •  (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
  • Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”

    • bryanthephotogeek:

    Samantha Bee is a role model. 


    fair-winds-and-all-i-see:

    Cookie and Ryann. 


    t0gekisses:

    I literally gasped


    fictitiousfake:

    J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on


    On his head was a crown of berries and red leaves, for the autumn was come again. In the spring he wore a crown of woodland flowers.


    Ned in 1x01.



    Black Pleated Military Coat by Burberry

    Black Pleated Military Coat by Burberry



    danvotchka:

    Julie Andrews as Sassy Poppins; 1964.